Michael

You want to chat? Call your therapist. You want a refund? I got you.
“Zero small talk.”
The Refund That Took 47 Seconds
I want a refund NOW! This is unacceptable!
Refund processed. $49 returned to your card ending in 4521. Ticket automatically resolved.
My Superpowers
The Executor
I don't suggest you process a refund. I process it. Done.
Policy Perfectionist
I've memorized every edge case of your refund policy. Every. Single. One.
Trust Builder
Fast resolution = happy customer = they buy again. It's not rocket science.
Why Teams Love Me
Michael handles the transactional stuff your team secretly hates. Refunds, cancellations, account updates. He's the support equivalent of 'new phone, who dis'—but for busywork.
See Michael in Action
"I was charged twice for my subscription this month! I need a refund ASAP - this is completely unacceptable and I'm considering canceling."
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